100 Reasons why you are still single…

The guys over at radaronline have compiled a list of a 100 reasons why you are still single. Well, personally there are some hilarious ones that I would like to share with you, but please if you like them and I know you will! Go over and support the guys over at RadarOnline…

• Have entertained the notion that “the Axe Effect” is real!
• You are only gay when you’re drunk
• Have a ferret on your shoulder
• Call sex “the squishy squish”
• You own a “It’s Not Going to Suck Itself” T-shirt
• Scream out Wheel of Fortune answers
• You call your therapist from work on speakerphone
• You sleep on WWE sheets
• Begin stories with, “I’m not a stalker, but …”
• Prefer the “fist bump” when meeting strangers and always insist they “lock it in”
• Have been edited out of several Girls Gone Wild videos
• Cry when you listen to Belle and Sebastian, then, still tearful, blog about it
• You subscribe to any massive multiplayer online gaming experience
• Display a samurai swords in your office
• Have ever dressed up as a penis or tampon for Halloween
• Own a 60-inch flat-screen plasma television but sleep on a broken futon
• Have a Tasmanian Devil “tramp stamp”
• Sold your forehead to goldenpalace.com
• Are infamous among your coworkers for your dead-on Baba Booey impression
• Have a screensaver of you posing with your Frisbee golf bros
• Feel you’ve found the deeper meaning behind Meatloaf’s “Paradise by the Dashboard Light”
• Get visibly angry during Apple vs. PC debates
• Posted a Craigslist “Missed Connections” ad to find the kid who groped you on the subway
• Phone in long-distance radio dedications

Now guys,when you stop laughing mozy on down to RadarOnline and check out the full post!